Saturday 30 June 2012

Future Fantasteek! No.6



Soft-back Zine printed in mostly colour on white, yellow and green paper.
Includes a free million-squid note.
Saddle-stiched, A5 size containing 16 printed pages.
Pearly silver cover with glitter green arrow downwards.
Issue Six: Brighton 2009, edition size of fifty.



The 'Damp Research Facilities' haven’t been inventing many new life-saving gadgets this season, since they’ve been flat-out printing money. It’s fantastic! Want a new telly? Just cut-out the Million-Sqid Note included with this issue and buy what ever you’d like... with enough change left for a packet of Spangles. Also in this issue, cars of the future, have your work-ethic removed and what people say on mobiles.

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Future Fantasteek! No.9



Softback Zine printed in colour on cream, yellow and white tinted papers, saddle-stitched.
A5 size containing 16 printed pages.
Red translucent cover with small gold 'get-out-of-jail-free card insert.
Issue Nine: Brighton 2010, edition size of fifty.




What’s happened recently then?.... 'The Damp Research Team' have studiously tackled the issues that we all think about - such as do you waste more time on Facebook or Twitter, and what’s the point of it all when your closest friends are only ‘virtual’ and can’t even buy you a beer and crisps?
In the current economic climate all the Damp Staff have been promptly sacked and the company has been sold to 'foreigners'. They’ve hired some child labour to do the work at a fraction of the price, which means it’s much better this time around since the kids are better at drawing.We’ve kept all our middle-managers though, since they are better at designing nice colourful forms in Excel. So, it seems the world is REALLY going-down-the-pan as we speak, but at least your hair will look pretty and the Botox will smooth over your anxious brow as you glance with alarm into oblivion.
Time for a cuppa-T love?

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Future Fantasteek! No.10



Softback Zine printed in colour on cream paper, staple bound.
A5 size containing 16 printed pages. Silver metallic cover.
Issue Ten: Brighton 2011, edition size of fifty.


Who’d have thought it... ISSUE TEN, of this rambling nonsense. The Damp Research team have been trotting out this stuff for FIVE years now. At some point you might have thought someone would find something better to do...but apparently not.
Well, the walls of money have stuck to rich people again and University is now soooo expensive only the Queen can afford to send her eldest son, don’t even bother sending girls - they just need to be pretty these days, start saving up for a boob job and sod the degree... (unless it’s in cosmetic surgery)
Damp Research - thinking for you, because you’re watching X-Factor...

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Future Fantasteek! No.11



Softback Zine printed in colour on cream, yellow and tinted papers, staple bound.
A5 size containing 20 printed pages. Blue card cover with small dye-cut and free saint card insert.
Brighton 2011, edition size of 50.

Guest Artist: Joe Kolessides
Guest Artist: Gregory Reuben Levitt



...HERE we are again, Future Fantasteek! issues numbers 1-10 are happily touring the globe with their sketchbooks.  BUT staff here at our research facility have decided to add fresh ideas to the ‘Recycling Fraud’ going on here... SO, two guest artists have been randomly selected by computer and were offered bugger-all in return for giving us pics. WHAT’S been going on everywhere else then? Chaos, disaster and political upheaval, everyone worrying about whether women wear too much or not enough, no one wants to eat cucumbers or beansprouts and no one is entirely content with the weather, or their newspaper... same ‘ol, same ‘ol...

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Future Fantasteek! No.12



Softback Zine printed in colour on cream, graph and tinted papers, staple bound.
A5 size containing 20 printed pages. Cream pearl cover with metallic green mosaic.
Brighton 2012, edition size of 50.
Guest Artist: 
Eloise Parrack
Guest Artist: 
David Millhouse



OMG! The Olympics and the Diamond Jubilee and, if he wasn't dead, Charles Dickens would be 200!
Makes you proud to be British(not sure if we're letting Scotland play...) It's pretty goshed exciting, try not to RIOT. I think I need a cup of tea. NOOOOO! DON'T PUT THE MILK IN FIRST...

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